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11:58 pm: Oh LIVE JOURNAL....havent see you in a while!

how did i forget about LJ for soo long? Whos new?

Bombfire night was wicked well i think it was, i cant remembre seeing one firework? was constantaly talking to people rather than looking up. Best one yet i think.

Turd well good group photo

04:19 pm: TUNDRA BEATS ANY DOG EVEN LASSY!!!
Last night was hectic went to the k and q for a drink with g stars to say my good byes (very emotional)....found out nick brown and liv were going to another pub so we met them and went there for a bit, Luther and that lot were up there SITTING OUTSIDE (how cold was it last night, you can tell winter is on its way)...so me and g nitted we went for a quiet pint very romantic played some pool got beaten by these Portsmouth fans in a game of doubles. AT about 11 we left felt like saying goodbye for good it was pretty bad but i know i will see that bastard again.

I was going to go home but i got a phone call from Paul saying come down the audio for a dnb night i was all up for that so off i went. When i got there, there were 200 people and 10 squid on the door 2000 pounds just for entry and then the money they get for drinks. makes me want to open my own club....

Danced to JFB who fucking rocked it, i really rate that dj he has some talent. After that was Artificial Intelligence who kept it at that rolling bass level. half way through i met up with dan (guy with long hair went to basvic, really safe)anyway we got chatting had a fag and a pint, after this i got up went to look for paul adian and louie.....no on there i rang up[ paul to find out i had been abandoned adian was already asleep and paul was on his way to sleep....what a rush down so i decided to stay and dance out the rest of the night. It finshed at 3, so me dan and his cru left to go to this rave but to be honest it was from a prity unrealiable source and i wasn’t really feeling it, so i got to the bus stop and said bye to everyone. sat down had a look at my money situation.....oh shit I ONLY HAVE 30p.......dammm i thought i was going to be walkin g home was not up for that. So i got chatting to these guys who had been to a house night, yes i thought they were going to say the event or creation or something, so i had something to work with. Got chatting with them and they came up with the idea of passing back the saver. What an idea worked like a treat, so im on the bus they all turned out to be safe guys got well into a conversation about surfing then it was my turn to leave. got the bus driver to drop me out side the house that is 77. Liv and ella were up so i chatted to them for a bit and passed out....

ps tundie rocks Archie, baby cakes, skag rat and piggy the fucked up hermaphrodite suck

UNI TOMORROW AHHHHHH havent been in education for a year +

07:29 pm:

04:58 am: Tim you will be missed in Brighton !!!!
Tim i have to say since i have been back you have been there so much and you will be missed dearly. I’m sure everyone will miss you bro, and you better be back at Christmas!!!

Have a good time at uni in your new house!!!

Love Kagson

06:59 pm: friday ....cant remember, lies i went to the PAV TAV...you gotta love it, went to amys and griggys, for cocktails which was well funny, gerogia, will, amy,girggy, paul and myself. paul left to go to phytrance by him self, and we all went down to the pav tav. Left after an hour because it was tooo hot and sweaty, it was grimey. But before we left me and girggy went to protect tim while he tried to pull some shirts. haha it was soooo funny, he almost got hit, griggy was in the quick.

SO we left and went back to amys. good fun had some more drinks some Irish coffee then left with paul to go to the house it must have been 3:30am by now. Got there and tim brown, heaphy, his girl and ella were asleep, and there was a nasty pile of sick on their stairs.....not nice. (whoever was sick on those stairs i hope you dont remember doing it because if you do your out of order)

left because we got bored. Me and paul went to louies, where paul did 2 tabs of acid to get to sleep.....he told me the next morning it was the worst trip of his life and he didnt get any sleep. Luggie was there as well fucked on emders, for the first hour when we were there he didnt stop squirming on the floor, then it wore off a bit and he started to crack some jokes haha he is such a funny bloke. He has all the one liners that builders have, cracks me up. fell asleep on louies bed for 1 hour and people started to come round, winton, and a few others, so i had a couple more spliffs with them all then went home...... didnt sleep and went out on saturday

cant really remember saturday very well

sunday ummmmm......

monday me and g have a camp night in made some tunes had a couple of beers and watched tv.....then g decided it would be a good idea to cook up some fried chicken. hahaha so he put on this apron and we made this amazing fried chicken. Very comical

Tuesday THE BBQ AND BOMFIRE good stuff

Wednesday and thursday have been hectic nights out, a friend from America came over for a weekend in Brighton....has been non stop drinking. I’m going to bed

Peace out

Ahhh tonight I married MADS outside the audio…….. I will be filing for divorce in the morning

06:58 pm: HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE BBQ. I HAD A LAFF LIKE

09:36 pm: Tomorrow – 1:00pm K and Q for the cricket and drinks. Then onto the Pav Tav. Has to be done haven’t been for so long. But we really need to get loads of people down otherwise it will be shit you know it. If there isn’t more than 10 people goin, then has to be the TRANCE night at the pressure point….

10:03 pm: Fighting who needs it, NOBODY ! !
Well last night was funny but random, we set off from Brighton with a car full….when I say full I mean Heaphy was in the boot full!! 7 people which included - Me, Con, Brown, Neale, Lucy Tyler, Heaphy’s girl (shit with names) and Heaphy in the boot. CORSIE WAS LOW RIDING. So we set off with brown reading the map, bad Idea last time brown was on the case we ended up on our way to Dover (way home from Reading). So yes we did get lost. A few minor losses through Lewis, but the main one was actually finding the party. We couldn’t find the party for about 30 minutes, we were going up and down this country road for ages, fucking Isfield, the whole place is one road.

Poor Heaphy when we finally found the road or should I say dirt track to go down Heaphy was complaining of lack of oxygen…..When we let him out he was drenched in sweat haha it was pretty funny, so me and Lucy set up our tent while everyone else went to inspect the party. It looked phat, a big gazebo with bands and a DJ, I did take my vinyl but I wasn’t expecting a session. Me and Lucy finally got the tent up but nooo pegs, so Lucy went on a mission to find some, she came back with 4, good job.

I went into the party to assess the situation, see if we could get more people to come. Looked very promising. Eventually when I had one beer, I got brown for company and went back to Brighton to pick up Mettyear, I wanted to take Nick and Liv up as well + everyone from the house but I didn’t have enough room. So I went over to Paul’s house to see if he could drive them up as well, but when I got to his he was too pissed to drive, so instead I decided seeing as I had a space in my car Paul could come. So we are back on our way to the party.

Its all going well when we get back, party looks like its in full swing, so I get a few more beers down me dance a little, sit by a camp fire and I go over to this light where you can see your shadow projected into the sky, it was amazing me and con were really loving it, eventually everyone saw us looking like idiots so they all came over and were also amazed by what they could see, it was really misty so it worked really well. Then these two random kids came over, and one of them kicked his friend in the balls, I saw it and it didn’t look like it hurt (you never know with bollex though the lightest flick can cause hours of pain. So I started to take the piss. Me and Con were really laying into him, then all of a sudden he said to me “Im about to take you OUT!!” This kid had the baby face and i was not scared of him at all so I tempted him, probably not a good Idea because that’s when it all kicked off…….

The fucked actually charged me, so we were rucking on the floor, eventually I got his fat ass off me and smacked him in the face, amount of times are questionable, but it did happen. So I knew I was in for a couple more fights tonight because I did give him a cut eye and a lump on his face. About 30 mins later, this little prick that looked about 12 comes up to me going why you KICK MY MATE IN THE FACE??!?! So in 30 minutes it has gone from a couple of punches to a brutal kick in the face. That’s when I knew things were going to get out of hand once again, surprisingly it calmed down thanks to Brown looking and acting like a trev, Mettyear looking for a fight and they fucked off.

This time there was more of them still let by this 12 year old and the rumours had got worse, a gang of us had kicked him in the face. There was this one kiddie with long hair who just kept shouting “WHY YOU HIT MY MATE!!” I was talking to a reasonably thinking guy who just wanted the stories, so my reply to this long haired freak was “SHHHH” it worked. Mettyear and Brown had words with that kid and this is when I thought it had to end now. I got him over and we apologised, so alls well and we get back to partying.

I step into the dance tent (gazebo) with Paul and start dancing, it was inevitable I had to get hit once tonight, and from out of no where this thundering blow hit my jaw, supposedly this guy ran from across the dance floor and through his hardest, fuck it hurt. Before I know it im on the floor with this big fucker on me, Paul neatly knelt beside him and starts to hit him in the face and them got smacked in the nose (thanks Paul), while Conrad is hitting him with a bottle hahaha I have great friends, no seriously everyone had been sticking up for me all night I love them for it. Then all I could hear was Neale screaming someone had stamped on Neale’s face and I was not happy. Before I layed back into this fucked that kicked it all off again I knelt down to see if Neale was alright, and I saw this lump on her face, I kissed her on the cheek said sorry, got up and ran for this kid he was sitting there surrounded by his mates. I charged in and hit him soo hard my knuckles still hurt. I got dragged off by his mates and before it all kicked off again I was escorted from the dance tent by this bloke. When I was walking back to my car I felt my jaw which was now killing, I still can’t clench my teeth down on one side……..

What a night when I went back to my car I slapped on some music, happened to be dnb and started to calm down, by the time it had all clamed down at the party and the boys came to meet me back at my car I was back to myself again. So the rest of the night for me was held at my car and in my tent. Unfortunate but fuck it the poor girls birthday I was kinda ruining it for her so I thought I would be best if I lost myself. Still had a good night had a rave with everyone in my car and had a laugh. Eventually I passed out in the car with Neale, Paul and me in the back, Mettyear and Brown in the front. Then me and Lucy went to sleep in the tent.

In the morning I was woken up By Mettyear Shouting “FIRE” yes Mettyear that’s not too obvious there isn’t a fire, but it was funny reminded me of travelling. Con and Heaphy had been racking the bar and got 3 bottles of champagne and 30 cans of Guinness. We piled in 6 people and set off again back to Brighton. I dropped Lucy back, so there’s me, Brown, Con, Neale and Mettyear in my car still, we decided to go to the Diner for a fry up but it was closed. We went to a few more places but unsuccessful. We ended up at the bystander and munched down hard, I found it well hard to chew so it took me a while but after this was the job of taking everyone home!!!! Nausing, by the end of it I felt like a taxi. Paul was in the back seat while I was driving, only 2 people gave me petrol money out of 9, nice one CUNTS. Over all good night, for randoms reading this it may make me look like a fighter, but im not, im actually a nice person.

09:59 pm: OH LIV....YOU HAVE PROVEN TO ME THAT YOU ARE THE DEVIL HIM/HERSELF
I don’t even want to think how much of a job it was cleaning that shit off themselves let alone the tent...Funny shit though, and yes you are worse than the devil!!! But to be honest it had to be done, and you have proved to me how ruthless you are "ONLY AT READING"!!!

I cant say i wouldn’t have done it after all the effort we put in but i was being a batty and sleeping.....rush down ah well its all in the run and antics of reading, no one blames you love, I am just gagging thinking of that shit on me!!!

Well im off to the house where dreams are made (THE HOUSE)

Today was phat skated with Tim and ate his cousins food (CHEERS MATEY) went to play footie with G, Paul, Kenny and Tim. got knackered way to quickly....im soo unfit. then headed home was supposed to be heading to hard south tonight but i fell asleep hence why im going to the house so late

Peace

10:41 am: The House
The House what a wonderful place. Smoked a bit of zootie at the beginning of the night, but wasn’t feeling it so had a couple of beers instead......But wasn’t feeling that either....What’s wrong with me!!

Nick went to Boogaloo with GREG!! Random that I know him, he is the son of one of my mums friends used to chill with him and play in parks that kinda thing. RANDOM though don’t ya think?

Footie today, do a bit of skating. Well nice day

Peace

08:43 pm: OH SUMMER
SHIT MATE, SUMMER IS OVER!!! AH WELL MINE WAS 8 MONTHS LONG, BEST SUMMER EVER!!

Some one needs to have a party soon !!!

I wish i could....Not going to happen the woman moves in soon, but untill then TJ got kicked out of his house so i offered him a place at my flat, that would be funny. TJ living beneath me for 1 week..... not sure its such a good idea now!!! Well i cant have him sleepin on the street!!??

05:17 pm: Reading Reunion
Ohhh YEEAAA you gotta love Reading Reunion. So was on my way down to meet G, Paul, Kenny and heaphy with Liv but when we get there no body’s around, so we sit at Gemini’s and ordered a pint and a Gin + tonic each haha had a craving for a Gin’n’tonic, they are soo smooth. So after chilling for a while I got a call from con and was informed that everyone was going to the beach for a reading reunion because it was supposed to be a really hot night, I was wearing shorts a t-shirt and flip flops and ?!?I was starting to get cold Wasn’t up for the beach and neither was Liv, so she offered to have us all back to her old house because her parents were out, NICE ONE LIV. So we all decidewd it would be a better idea because we wouldn’t miss Lost, how gooooood is that program !!!! ITS UNBELIEVEABLE, so when everyone got there we sat in the garden for a bit and drank and smoked, then eventually LOST came on, everyone piled in to the living room, people on the floor on the chest of draws and standing, it was a bit of a nausea because people wouldn’t shut up…. I can’t really talk because I was chatting a bit as well, Brown pants was getting well naused. After Lost we sat and watched a program about how aroused women get when watching, listening to porn hummmm it was pretty shit, it was all about the science, pretty much all basic facts. The night started to tone down and people started to leave, towards the end it was me Pete, Rosh, Mads and Liv. Pete left because he had work at 6:00am poor guy. So In the end it was me with 3 girls with a beer in one hand watching the boxing……I don’t think the night could have finished any better, but it did. I stayed and had one of the most comfortable beds I have ever slept in, we did have to share beds though but to be honest it wasn’t a bad thing. Well good night

03:20 pm: How Fucking Good Was READING!!!!
Thursday - So I get up at 4:00am fuck its still dark and i have had 3 hours sleep.....Not a good start don't care im too excited. Wake up Brown and Conrad with some nice strokes to the face and cups of tea, I know that’s how they wanted me to do it. In Reality i slapped them and shouted through the door "get the fuck up READING IS AWAITING" The ride up there was well good Brown in the front with his crippled knee and con in the back squashed up with loads of mine and Liv's food plus everyone’s camping stuff. We arrived in style dnb a blazing with minimal traffic. When we got to reading parking we had some bagging to do because only Brown had a ticket, 1 out of 3 with a ticket not good odds.....oh well it worked and that’s all that matters. So, were in!! Got the tents and walking the first person we see in Shan and she’s waiting for the piss heads..... We set up our own tents and everyone else’s in green (hope everyone thanked me Con and Brown even though Brown is the worst at putting up tents for that). After a few trips to the car most was retrieved apart from the alcohol and food, but that could wait. I spotted Ella and Atomic comedown they were in Green camp as well even more people for the party. Nick and cru arrived with the help of Browns ticket, then wound up Brown with a phone call as he walked up to the tents. He said he had got the ticket taken off him at the gates and couldn’t get it back..... Brown literally shat his pants for about 30 seconds then he saw Nicks ugly mug round the corner of the tent. CLASSIC. So most of us are here Me, Con, Brown, Nick, Pete, Liv, a couple more of us and the tents are full and it all kicks off. Next Mads, Rosh, Imi(?hope that’s spelt right) and Kristy arrived and our tents were full, we had 8 tents, 9 people and nuff room. You Knew it was going to be a grimy weekend. Later that day me and Liv (she was already gurning) headed down to the car for what we thought was the last trip....naaa there was 4 crates of beer, nuff wine and food left, so we called for reinforcements thanks to cons initiative he turns up with a trolley and two helpers (Mads and Kristy). half way back me and Liv see a 'Beer for bras' sign hahaha Liv's what 34DD maybe an E we thought we could at least get 3 beers for it but it was too early and she wasnt pissed enough, fair enough. Everything’s set. Me and Liv cook up our first meal which is beans and sausages on bread nniiiiccceeee. Well its better than super noodles. later on Luther and Glen made an appearance, and Liv's gurn was of the chart for 4:00pm. The night was upon us and the beer drinking, Liv's gurning and Browns coking was well under way, already I had seen how different Pete was when he wasn’t smoking all the time, he was well up for everything. Thursday night went soo fast the day was really long but the night just flew by it happened through the whole weekend. Action zone tent, then I passed out.

Weather - nice for the start - pissed it down - alright at the end

Friday - I must have slept in the latest and always did because i wasn’t fucked about any of the bands because i didn’t have a ticket. When i eventually arose me and Liv cooked up an omelet with cherry tomatoes and cheese, such festival food......Mads was there like always (Mads did you actually go and see any bands?) and so was a few other people. bit of water then a bit of beer what a wake up call. for the rest of that day i lazed around and watched reading pass by, towards the end of the day i was getting pretty pissed. Me and Liv cooked up our next dinner which was rice, chili and cheese, nice. later that night when waiting for the cru to get back from The pixies (jealous) i met an older version of me well at least from idol chat it seemed that way. His name was Dan Moraine we had a few beers and headed out into the strip of path by our camp to go for a piss, afterwards instead of going back to the camp we ended up giving people hugs then having a competition on how many hugs we could give i think he beat me he got something stupid like 150 i think i just gave people better hugs. We went back to the camp and it was all a bit boring so we decided to head back out into the busy street again. This time we started the hokie kokie you know you know it. "you put your right arm in, your right arm out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about etc" we ran out of ideas so we went for 'left tactical in' and LIV?!? "you put your Liv in, your Liv out, in, out, in, out, SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT" haha she got skanked, she blatantly loved it. After this we did heads shoulders knees and toes and got bored. So we headed into the food place. Mid mission we decided to pick up a random and use him as a limbo pole..... It really worked people loved it and so did he. He invited us back to his tent after we told him we were brothers 'The moraines' we made him a 'Moraine' as well. When we got back to his tent we drank some whisky and fucked around, it was well funny. The random crawled around the bit of the tent where the inner tent meets the outer tent for a beer looks impossible but he pulled it off, legend. so we leave the tent and we all part ways, that random never got his beer when I think about it haha skanked. What a quality night, only at reading. So i headed back to my tent and found everyone up and having a good night. Nick was sooo fucked on Herbals i could not believe my eyes.... but i was starting to spin out, too much alcohol... so i hit the sack. Now supposedly i got up at 5:30 - 6:00 am and came and sat by the fire for a bit looking cracked out and chatting shit then went back to bed but i don’t remember that at all.......PHAT!!

Weather - Cloudy but alright - rained for a bit - then fine

Saturday - Fucking shitty hang over and the hottest tent ever, i think me and con felt it the hardest but everyone looked a bit hung over from last night. It was nuff sunny and everyone was sun bathing. Me and Liv cooked up our second break fast which was, egg sandwiches with cherry tomatoes. After that me and con smoked a spiff while Me and Nick played a game of cards. the day was yet again going slow but i was loving it the sun was out and i was with good friends. It came to night this time con and Nick were with me Liv and Mads (i swear Mads you must have not gone to any bands) because they couldn’t get a ticket sorted. We chilled and drank waiting for everyone to get back so we could go to an arranged pillow fight..... Me and Nick took inflatable WKD bottles and Liv took her herpy her cuddly toy. When we got there, there were 3 people in the pillow fight a guy with a tennis racket and two guys cowering away.....WHO BRINGS A TENNIS RAQUET TO A PILLOW FIGHT!!! So me and Nick had to take him out I took out the guy with the tennis racquet and Nick took out some Emo guy with dreads, and Liv spased out with herpy whilst doing damage to some guy. So we knitted to the Action zone tent was all good not as good as Thursday so we all headed back to the camp site. Everyone was having such a good time that night soo much laughing, i had such a bad stomach ach but i still couldn’t get a smile off my face, everyone was just cracking jokes a second. Me and Brown (the poppers fiend) had rounds of poppers think we got to round 9 that night….. Phat night.

Weather - NUFF SUNNY

Sunday - Oh my god the sun and heat that morning was horrible, i had to sleep in my portch. I got up and there was no food around so i didn’t eat till later. Brown and Con where still up i think they got a 30 min nap they both looked pretty shit, no offence.. Later that day me, Pete, Nick and Brown started this grime pot which was going to be made for some poor Emo kid, but eventually it got too grimy that not even the devil himself could throw it on anyone.

Ingredients - Cuppa Soup, egg, dirt, fag butts, browns piss, some more ash, a bit of coffee, Pete’s sick (6 times), everyone’s spit, Nicks squity SHIT, my sock, my blood, some more random spit, Pete was sick in it a few more times (8 times), we found some random sweets that had been cooked in the sun and trodden on so we through them in

Then I tried to cook it up into an omelet but ran out of gas. A lot of people were disgusted by our creating but it was a work of art that’s what no one could appreciate a team effort to make the grossest thing at Reading, in which I think we succeeded. The rest of the day was spent chilling. During the night I spent it with Liv and Mads ( yet again Mads your still with the non ticket holders did you go and see some bands ?) we got some food and chilled. When we went back we got some drink down us and waited for everyone. I couldn’t believe how tired I was, it got to about 11 and I was fucked and tired…….damm it I gave in to the urge and had a nap??? Stupid idea I was woken by Liv at 5:00am I was well pissed of but when I woke up I was still well pissed so me Mads Liv and Pete went on a little mission through yellow orange and some other one looking for fires and fucking shit up. It was well funny, so I guess in the end Sunday wasn’t too much of a rush down. Con went to bed because he felt shit and so did anna. Hanna horse was on an acid come down so she wasn’t there, Brown was asleep because he didn’t get any sleep on Saturday. In the end me Pete and Liv stayed up till the sun was up with the laughing gas dude next to us then I went to bed. I found Mads sleeping in my tent, her tent was full it was all good anyway, she was a calm sleeper.

Weather – NUFF SUNNY

Monday – ahhh Monday never a nice day even though the sun was shining. It was shittie because I knew I had a massive mission ahead of me……the packing and drive home. I got up late to find everyone gone except me, Brown and Con we packed up everything and set fire to Stusses tent haha. After I flipped into a few tents, we through some things around and watched some gas explosions we gathered everyone’s tents and stuff. Me, Brown, Con and atomic comedown headed to my car with all the stuff and packed it. Were off, BYE READ READ… It was fucking wicked, so were driving home there isn’t much traffic and our plan was to head to Slough’s Tesco restaurant but when we got there it was the pits so we left and headed somewhere else. We found a mall where we thought there must be food. I drove to the car park and realized we had no money…..£1 for 2 hours and together we didn’t even have it, so were stuck in Slough!!!! We made the most of it and headed to pizza hut. WAIT A SECOND SLOUGH IS THE PITS!!! When we got to pizza hut we must have been the grimiest customers there have had in a while + we ordered way too much food. When we got to the car park we were 5p out of 1 squid, and no one would give us 5p nuff stingy……eventually we got the extra money and we paid the machine………..GUESS WHAT THE FUCKING MACHIEN ATE THE MONEY…….FUCK SLOUGH ALL I WANNA DO IS GET BACK TO BRIGHTON. Eventually we got out and we were on our way, we got on the M4 and hit soo much traffic because of a nasty accident. Conrad was asleep and me and brown were listening to fatboy slim and sitting at the side of the motorway can’t say I have ever done that. The accident was horrific it made me want to stay in the left hand lane and go 60mph all the way home, I just hope everyone was all right, we hit a stop over and realized that we have been going off cause for almost 1 hour………….my wing man Brown was asleep. Right so we got stuck in Slough, got stuck in traffic and we have been heading the wrong for an hour towards Devon……Eventually we got back to Brighton in 7 hours, it takes 7 hours to get to Manchester for fuck sake… oh well it was all good fun.

Over all I think the group at Reading was random but it really worked and it definitely beats last reading where I got food poisoning next year I’ll have to go see the bands too!!!

Hope you enjoyed my first entry!!!

Consumed - 34 Beers, bottle of flavored vodka, 2 bottles of wine and anything else i could get my hands on..